Funny Criminal jokes do regularly give a smile across your faces. In the crook’s effort to get away with a illegal activity or obtain items for nothing, crooks have been reported to commit a multitude of very crazy (also funny) activities. However, some criminals also do some very entertaining crimes. When their activities are entertaining enough or funny enough then the crooks receives the brand of one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. However, a number of the World’s Dumbest Criminals commit acts that are highly stupid, such is the case with our recent addition to the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
This news release was reported from Canton, Ohio. A 21 year old decided that it would be a good endeavor to urinate at a Wal-Mart meat counter. Global Grind reports, “According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.” (Man Walks In Wal-Mart And Pees On The Meat, 2010).
Public Safety reported to the Wal-Mart approximately 1:30 a.m., Friday January 21, 2010. It has still not been released whether the crook was on drugs or under the influence of alcohol. The report was correct how much damage that was done. Bossip reported, “The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat. Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin’s actions, the site reported. Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.” (Random Ridiculousness: Man Pees on $600 Worth of Steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart, 2010)
Does it really matter why he urinated on the Wal-Mart meat counter? Yes, this situation does beg to know why in the world he would do this? However, I do not think the police will ever release this information. No matter why he did it, this story certainly deserves to be in the annals of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
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