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We hope you enjoyed our ways #1-25 to get yourself kicked out of Wal-Mart so much that you just can’t wait to ready ways #26-50!

Once again, we strongly advise you to NEVER actually do any of these things, as you will get in trouble ranging from just getting tossed out, to maybe getting arrested and charged with vandalism, shoplifting or worse!! DO NOT EVER do anything on this list!

Ok now that we have that straight, on with the list?

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you’re doing, just say “I changed my mind.”
28. Run all over the store in just a bathing suit whilel singing "Surfin USA" by the Beach Boys
29. Say things like, “Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?”
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream “GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what’s up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can’t you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you’re going to bite them.34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady’s face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, “I like to move it, move it! Or say “You got chicken legs!”
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply “He’s going to help me pick out his favorite dog food”

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39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say “The rooster is in the nest” Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely.”
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one… I know I know… hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Start broadcasting commercials for K-Mart on the store intercom system
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, “We love bagels! We love bagels!”
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free… & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

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It’s all the rage these days to make goofy websites about Wal-Mart, and one of the newest is a list of ways to get yourself kicked out of one. There are hundreds of ways we have thought of to have some fun getting kicked out of your local Wal-Mart; here are ways number 1 through 25!

I would highly suggest that you do not attempt any of these ways to get tossed out of any store! Many of them will cause you to be arrested and charged with vandalism, theft or something else and are just plain bad ideas to do for real.

If you attempt any of the items listed below, you do so at your own risk!

1. Swap items from one strangers cart with items in another strangers cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Bonk a stranger (gently!) with a big hunk of ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s AMAZING!!!” etc.
5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine!" call for security and tell them the other person was going to take your …
6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide inside one of those big round clothes racks and jump out at people yelling “BOO!!!”
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell “PICK ME”
11. When an employee asks if they can help you, start sobbing and ask them “Why can’t you just leave me alone?”
12. Block the toy isle with a huge battle of G.I. Joes vs. X-men
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13. Hide out inside a clothing rack. As someone passes close to you, quickly reach into their cart, take something out and put it in your cart
14. Pickup a guitar and play "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones in a very loud voice
15. Grab an armful of bags of candy and dump them into other peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to sword duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get a few people and everyone turns them on at once. Then start to act like you’re the conductor
21. Ask various employees for non-existant items or made up products, i.e.”Where is the canned steam?”
22. Open packs of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a duel!
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, “I know where you live…”
25. Attempt to drown yourself in a kiddy pool…
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Hope you enjoy the list! This is for entertainment purposes only, NEVER do anything on this list for real.